Chocolate stout cupcakes with Irish whiskey ganache + Irish cream frosting
I drank my first Guinness atop the Storehouse in Dublin exactly two years ago this Sunday. It was then that I decided I didn't particularly care for Guinness, but I did like the view from the Storehouse. Despite the gray clouds and fog that lingered over the city, it was stunning. Almost like Dublin was built for the gray. I also liked watching the men in kilts, and how they swayed ever so perfectly with their every step or turn. It was hypnotizing, almost. A nice respite from the pint of bitter syrup that set in front of my face, begging to be drank. But I just couldn't do it. So I pushed my beer over to Thom's side of the table and declared that I was not my father's daughter. Because she would love and bathe in Guinness. And so that night we stumbled home drunk and I emailed my dad to tell him the unfortunate news surrounding my Guinness experience; how I hoped he wouldn't disown me But seriously how does anyone drink that stuff?
He didn't disown me (thank goodness) but he did write back saying how much he wished he could have been there with us, and that it was his dream to drink a Guinness at the top of the Storehouse on St. Patrick's Day. I remember the words like it was yesterday: You're living my dream.
That struck me in the gut. And not in a good way. Why am I living his dream? That's not fair. I want him to live his dream. And so Thom and I spent an entire year devising a plan to surprise my dad with a trip to Ireland so that he could finally live his dream of drinking a Guinness at the Storehouse on St. Patrick's Day. And in May of last year, we purchased the tickets and made it final; there was no turning back. Except there was because I bought travel insurance like any level headed person does when they do something as bold as buy their dad and step mom plane tickets for a surprise trip to Ireland.
Is Sharebear even going to like Ireland? I asked. Who cares, we'll get her drunk, said Thom.
When it came time to surprise them with the trip, I started getting cold feet - wondering if it was too over the top and how we were going to break the news without stepping on toes on Christmas Eve morning. So we pulled them into the kitchen - my dad and step mom - and handed them a card. On the front it simply said THANKS, and the inside was filled with run on sentences about how much we've appreciated their unconditional love and massive support over the past half decade. And how we'd like to repay them with plane tickets to Ireland.
Their faces? Priceless. So here we are heading back to Ireland for our 2nd biennial St. Patrick's Day trip, but this time with my other favorite man in tow. And for you? Well, I have a delicious post lined up next week - but for now I've got boozy cupcakes.
Notes: Do not (DOOOOO NOOOOOOT) substitute natural cocoa for the Dutch processed cocoa. I mean it. You also cannot use Hershey's special dark cocoa in this recipe, as it's a blend of both natural cocoa and Dutch processed cocoa. You can, however, use special dark cocoa in this recipe - just replace the punkin ale with extra stout Guinness. Because it's vegan (unlike regular Guinness). If you're not into the tofu, you can substitute two flax eggs for it. But the cupcakes aren't going to be nearly as tender as the tofu version. Just sayin'.
UPDATE: Apparently North American bottled Guinness extra stout is no longer considered vegan due to suspicion that bottlers practice a filtration process that uses the bladders of fish.
CHOCOLATE STOUT CUPCAKES WITH IRISH WHISKEY GANACHE + IRISH CREAM FROSTING
1/4 cups unbleached flour
1/2 cup Dutch processed cocoa
1 cup cane sugar
1/2 teaspoons baking soda
3/4 teaspoons fine sea salt
1/2 cup non-GMO canola oil
1/2 cup Guinness extra stout
1/4 cup non-dairy milk
6 tablespoons soft silken tofu, blended
4 oz good quality dark chocolate, chopped
6 tablespoons non-dairy milk
2 tablespoons Irish whiskey
1/2 cup vegan butter, room temperature
1/4 cup non-hygrogenated shortening
2 1/4 cups powdered cane sugar
1 tsp cocoa powder
1/2 teaspoon espresso powder
1/4 teaspoon unsulphured molasses
2-3 tablespoons Irish whiskey
Preheat oven to 350˚F. Line a 12 cup muffin pan with paper liners; set aside. In a large mixing bowl, sift together the flour, cocoa powder, sugar, baking soda, and salt; whisk and set aside. In a small mixing bowl, stir together the oil, stout, milk, and tofu. Create a well in the center of the dry ingredients and pour in the wet ingredients; whisk just until combined. Do not over mix. Fill cupcake liners with 1/4 cup of batter. Bake at 350˚F for 16-17 minutes, until a toothpick comes out clean. Transfer to a wire rack to cool.
While the cupcakes are cooling, prepare the ganache by adding the chocolate to a small mixing bowl; set aside. In a small saucepan over medium heat, bring the milk to a boil then pour it over the chocolate. Let stand for 2-3 minutes, then whisk until smooth. Stir in the whiskey and set aside.
Once the cupcakes have cooled, use a grapefruit spoon (or cupcake plunger if you're fancy) (I'm not) to remove a small circle from the middle of each cupcake. I made mine big enough so they held about 2 teaspoons of ganache. Fill the centers with ganache then transfer cupcakes to a rimmed baking sheet and refrigerate for 30 minutes.
While the cupcakes are chilling, prepare the frosting by creaming the butter and shortening on high speed for about 15-20 seconds. Sift in the powdered sugar, cocoa, and espresso powder then continue mixing, on high speed, for 30-45 seconds. Mix in the molasses and whiskey; blend on high speed until light and fluffy. If the frosting is still a bit soft, sift in 1-2 tablespoons of tapioca starch. Or more sugar, but I'm not a fan of overly sweet frostings.
Once the cupcakes are ready to be frosted, spoon about 3 tablespoons of frosting onto each cupcake and smooth with the back of a spoon. Store in an air tight container for up to three days. Cupcakes made with flax eggs will only keep for two days.
Yield: 1 dozen cupcakes